Physics

on Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The ephemeral state of matter
Is not widely known,
In fact most people think that stuff
Is solid as a stone,
But really things are cloudy
And neither here nor there,
Made of mostly empty space,
A condition that we share,
And when we think we touch something
What nature from us shields,
Is repulsive interaction
Of electrostatic fields.
So give three cheers for physics
Which will not bend or lie,
You are mostly nothing
And so, dear friend, am I

Words

on Monday, June 29, 2009

The words
We use are tired
And weak,
Empty husks,
They wheeze
And creak

But how
Can something
Made of air
Hold the weight
We make them
Bear?

Tinkle, Tinkle

on Saturday, June 27, 2009

Tinkle, tinkle,
Old wind chimes
Remind us all
Of happy times
Back before
Your constant din
Did our neighbour's
Eardrums in.

Waves

Do you think
You've always been
An ego bound within a skin?

Maybe you
And maybe me
Are waves on an eternal sea

Separate
For a little time
But One beneath the water line

The Banana Adventures

on Friday, June 26, 2009

That brave and bold Banana
Adventurer was he
He sailed over the ocean waves
Across the briny sea

To the jungles of the Amazon
Where he trekked both night and day
In search of buried treasure
In a green and red beret

Until, one night, in jungle camp
Still brave and bold, but vaguely damp
A troop of monkeys gathered near
And Banana, wracked with fear
Paid a ransom for his hide
And thus survived when he might have died

In morning's light relieved but sore
Standing on the jungle floor
In deepest tones an oath he swore
To go adventuring no more
And homeward then, he sadly went
Dignified,
But slightly bent

Seven League Boots

on Thursday, June 25, 2009

One step, two steps
See them sprawl,
One galaxy amongst them all

Three Steps, four steps
Blinked and missed 'em
One tiny little solar system

Five Steps, six steps
What does it mean?
One planet coloured blue and green

The seventh step
Just look and see:
One tiny you, one little me

Tiger, Tiger

Tiger, tiger burning bright,
Who was it who set you alight?
From where I sit, it seems that that's
Cruelty to pussy cats!

Fetch some water quickly, dear
Fetch it fast and bring it here
A meaning new without a doubt
To putting that poor pussy out.

Evolution

on Wednesday, June 24, 2009


Evolution marches on
What's here today may soon be gone
And as the aeons on doth roll
Evolution takes its toll
On creatures past their use-by date
So you better watch out, mate,
If stupidity's extinction's sign
Then you could be the first in line!