Deep Religious Questions

I wonder if the Buddhist
Doing carpentry
Accidentally hitting thumb
Says “Jesus Christ!' like me?

I wonder why the people
Who think this world is sickly
And long for heaven's golden realms
Aren't keen to get there quickly?

I wonder why religion
Considers sex a sin?
If sex was a requirement
They'd get more people in.

I wonder why the sciences
Are anathema for some?
What kind of god makes virtue
Out of being dumb?

I wonder why God is thought
A cosmic male parent?
Any penis that He has
Would surely be transparent!