Navels

on Monday, July 6, 2009

What's with navel oranges?
I mean, how can that be?
They aren't members in good standing
Of the mammal family

Only mammals can have navels
And furry skin to boot,
I'm not sharing navels
With some stupid little fruit

Wear your navel as a badge of pride,
Placental mammals rise!
I'll eat that stupid orange
And make sure that he dies!

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