Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds had a mustache

That he bought for fifty cents,

He fed it beans and turkey

Which is only common sense,

He took all of his clothes off

In a famous centrefold,

Just as well he did it then

'Cause now he's getting old

I think about Burt Reynolds

And the hair beneath his nose

And notice it precedes him

No matter where he goes

So I wonder if the mustache

Is the CAUSE of his success

He wouldn't want to think that's true

Is my educated guess.