Dear Editor

Dear Editor,
The people who write to you are mad
Exposing strange conspiracies when there's none that may be had

Dear Editor,
I sense that their mental boats adrift
Lost upon the raging sea of a local seismic rift

Dear Editor,
They prattle on about the weirdest stuff,
Aliens and cosmic rays, and other silly guff

Dear Editor,
I must confess I do not understand
Why you publish all this nonsense from this most peculiar band

Dear Editor,
Why not (and I offer this for free)
Publish more along the lines of sane folk,
more like me